How to make love!

This is the story about a four year old girl and her description of how to make love...but before I continue, let me tell you how it went with her parents...

Little girl: "daddy"

Daddy: "yes"

Little girl:  "I know how to make love!"

Daddy: stunned

The mum from where she overheard almost died.

When the mum gave me the gist, I was like "yay!!! Children of nowadays ooooo." Already playing a mental picture of the whole scene in my head. Abi had she at some point snuck up on her parents while they were at it???

Next thing the dad saw was...

Showing the shape of love using her hands

Apparently, she was talking about how to make the shape of love (heart)...with her hands. Whew!

So many kids know a lot of things going on around them but do not bring them out the right way. So I'd say it is our duty to put them in check and make sure they do the right things and in the right way. So I'm sure if she knew better, she would have said "Daddy I know how to make love shape" or "I know how to make heart shape". Make the word "shape" dey dia before nonsense paedophiles wey dey around hear am come begin process evil tins for dia brains.

Now, meet this cute little chick, her name is Heaven...(yes I said Heaven) Olajide. She is four years old and she has a lot of things in her head you can't imagine.

I've known her parents for a very long time now...in fact, her mum is like an elder sister to me. She is one smart little kid that amazes me.

She knows all or most of the reigning dance steps in naija now, she is a chatter box and is very flexible...I think she'll be a good athlete in the nearest future..lol.

 

 

 

 

See her splitting

Heaven and her twin brother...my nephew Edafe

Heaven

Hope you all had a wonderful 2013? This year will surely be better than last year.

Now that you know how to MAKE LOVE, show it to everyone around you.

God bless you all!

HAPPY NEW YEAR!